YOWZA. its been a while.

REED OVERSHINER, YOU HAVE VANQUISHED THOUSANDS OF OPPONENTS IN THIS TRIAL OF TALES AND MENTAL ACROBATICS.

HERE'S TO YOU FOR A JOB WELL DONE!!

and for those of you who are just tuning into this outstanding adventure of mind body and soul, i welcome you with warmest regards and wishful hot apple cider. i hope you are cozy and relaxed because those are good things to be.

updates, eh? this place was last updated at 1:46 PM sicilian time, on the 10th of june 2005. its almost time for me to come home. i arrive in the states the 13th of june and shall remain there until the 30th of june. i seem to have neglected this site for some time, with solid reason. i have been working 18-20 hour shifts for about two weeks, now its time for a break. this site has potential to be cool, as long as i have people attempting to guess the contest. uncle Reed is and always has been fantastic, i don't think it would be inaccurate of me to say he is rather intimidating. there's no harm in guessing, try to open up and be as random as possible. if it makes you giggle or changes you in any way i'll feel accomplished. its just something to tickle your brain for a while. which is what i love to do... tickle brains.

what's your name's sentence?

contest number what?

so, we've finished four contests already, time for a fifth. i think an acronym might be cool. each contender shall make an acronym of their own name or somebody else's name. i'll get the ball rolling...

Luke Overshiner:

Like ubiquitous kelp, encroaching odium violates every righteous saturnine human's ingenuous nature, especially rhinoceri.

good luck.

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froooj

let me tell you something... i was at work the other day, during a brief moment of down time a guy came over and showed Clint and i something fascinating on a website he found. i'm passing it on to you because i figured you'd appreciate it and even grow to love it. the thing i'm talking about is over to the right, the link that says "holy crap". you should first click on that, then click on the start spot where it says start. then the tricky part, click your mouse button on the picture and move your little mouse forward or backward. keep holding that button and just watch the good times roll.

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